by | September 4, 2010 · 4:48 pm
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We are not responsible by Tom Allman

Slowly, as if this were a horrible dream, he moved the aptly named “Happy Fun Time Incredibly Dangerous Pyrotechnic Device” closer to his charred face meat. “We are not responsible for any injuries that may occur while using this product,” It read.  “Hmph,” he croaked, “Damn Lawyers!”

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4 Responses to We are not responsible by Tom Allman

  1. Al McDemid
    September 10, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    “charred face meat” brought both a smile and a shiver.

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  2. ganymeder
    September 12, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Gruesome *and* funny. My favorite combination. :)

    Seriously, that was awesome. Welcome to 52/250! Great story.

    Reply
  3. Linda
    September 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    Gross. In a good way ;) Welcome to 52/250! Peace…

    Reply

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