Short Term Plans by John Wentworth Chapin

I have been planning this vacation for months. I’ve heard people say that New York City is the gayest place in the world, and I can’t wait! I don’t think I’ve ever put this much into plans before – hotel, restaurants, museums, tours, shopping, bars, shows – it’s going to be perfect. Every day is booked, but not in a bad way… in a very, very fun, perfect way. And when I say perfect, I mean perfect. I wonder if we’ll see any celebrities. We’re in the lottery for a couple of TV show tapings, even! People said that three months was too soon to be vacationing together, but I had a good feeling and I went ahead and booked it anyway. Our room will have a balcony overlooking Central Park, for God’s sake! I can’t wait! It’s going to be expensive, but it is booked and I am going to enjoy every single minute of it. Walks in the park. Empire State Building. Ethnic food. Broadway! Broadway, for crying out loud! I can’t wait! I have been singing showtunes my whole life and I am finally going to see not one but three Broadway shows in ten days. Is that the shizzle or what?

The only thing I am more excited about is the day we get back home and I break up with this miserable queen. I can’t wait.

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5 responses to “Short Term Plans by John Wentworth Chapin

  1. Matt Potter

    Oh, I laughed out loud – VERY LOUD – at this one. Jeez, how typical is that?! So funny and oh so fuckingly tragically true. Very good and very apt and hilarious! Danke schön! Read it out over Skype to my partner in Australia and he burst out laughing too, so chatty and intimate. Very good.

  2. Kelly Grotke

    I have no doubt he will have a wonderful time and not miss a beat

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