Broke, busted, disgusted by Walter Bjorkman

all gone, ain’t gots, arreared broke, busted, badda-binged crapped out, crunched, congealed down and out, dead duck, disgusted eat beans, eat dirt, even eat shit flat on your back or face in the gutter? gone-gone, gutted, gazpachioed helpless, homeless, haz-matted iced, idled, ignored and iglooed junked, jived, jazz-exorcised kerplutted, kerplunked, kryptonited listless, liver-lovin-low-down-lobotomized (get the pic? now I’m ionized) mauled, mutilated, misogynated nadired, neutered, napalm-ized osterized, ostrichized, oprah-squatted-upon (do i get a discount to hell for having a coupon to heaven at the pearly cash register’s long line?) pissed on, pooped on, potter’s field bound quit looking for quotes cause I’m ratso-rizzoed, really now — (you thought I got enough simile-ans on me to finish this sad tale of woe? Like I tole’ you, I’m broke, bus

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