Tainted Love by Guy Yasko

— Would you mind turning that down?

— In a minute. I’m listening.

— 80s pop was all about record company hegemony and falling microchip
prices.

— I don’t care. I like it. Try the broccoli.

— Broccoli, the easy-to-ship vegetable, the logistically-friendly
vegetable. You need something like that when you’re getting rid of local
producers.

— Do you enjoy anything?

— I enjoy you.

— Do you really?