Rock Scissors Paper Do the Write Thing by Doug Bond

Neither of the three of them could remember who first suggested the idea, in fact for a short while they even fought about it, but the point is, after years of discord, their silly feud was finally over, and to commemorate the joyous event they pooled their money and went out for dessert.

Triple-decker layer cake! Mmmmm! Rock got so excited he fell into it, splattering them all with frosting. “Oh, man I am such a dolt!”

“No biggie!” said Scissors, promptly trimming away Rock’s offenses, cutting the remaining cake into three perfectly equal portions.

Paper was the last one holding a fork, so wrapped up the leftover bits in case anyone got hungry later.

Suddenly, out of nowhere they were intruded upon by a newcomer, Pencil, who threaded between them urgently demanding protection from Rock. “Help! There are some who want to break me!”

At Scissors, Pencil screamed, “Keep me shaved. I mustn’t ever be dull!”

And lastly, turning to Paper, who had discreetly crumpled into a ball, and was looking to duck into a corner waste can, “Lay yourself flat and yield me your emptiness!”

Paper obliged, with Rock and Scissors servicing their new friend as directed, and the four of them engaged in this way, creative and uncontested for a full 52 weeks before any of them noticed the inscription running along the length of Pencil’s wood, stopping just short of the eraser. It said, “All the best: ME, JWC & WB!”

Back atya MichelleJohnWalter. Youguysarethebestandmywordprocessingprogramsaysthispieceisexactly250wo


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9 responses to “Rock Scissors Paper Do the Write Thing by Doug Bond

  1. BBB (Doug) this is a pisser! l just love triple decker cake. Chocolate on chocolate. Ummm…

  2. Michelle

    funfnufun! Love seeing you all these weeks here, Doug, and this last one goes out with a bang. Back at you, man, and we’ll see you around here and there!

  3. len kuntz

    this was so clever. really fun, too. i could feel you stretching yourself on this. way to go.

  4. A clever thank you. Very nice.

  5. Ah, fun. But what about Bomb?

  6. thanks to all here at 52-250…editors, writers, readers…or should we say simply, friends. Fun year and maybe i can work “Bomb” into a longer re-write for Baker’s Dozen!

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  8. Johnb501

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